Sunday, January 18, 2015
Little Kid's "The One"
Little Kid is taking a break from swimming - on account of how "I've never beaten my brother in a race, ever."
(Your brother is five years older and has a 74-inch wingspan. If you can beat him, then you are the second-coming of Michael Phelps, and/or Big Kid has real problems.)
While we are working through our competitiveness issues, we are playing basketball. It's not a secret: I LOVE BASKETBALL. (See multiple prior posts re: my obsessive-compulsive b-ball fan status.) If I had been a boy, or a much taller and more athletically inclined girl, it totally would have been my sport. So, on the one hand: YAY, my child is playing a sport that I actually understand and enjoy watching!
On the other hand:
UGH, my child is playing a sport that I actually understand and enjoy watching.
It is a S-T-R-U-G-G-L-E not to be "that" parent.
Coach: why in the Sam Hill are you running a zone?
Other Coach: seriously, calling a timeout when we had possession? Extra points lost for blowing the whistle while my child was mid-fast break.
Center and Power Forward: simply being tall doesn't cut it. No one likes a ball hog, particularly when the ball hog doesn't score and keeps getting called for fouls and traveling. LET THE OTHER PLAYERS DO THEIR JOBS, AND LEARN YOUR OWN.
Parents of Other Players: Learn the game, and stop shouting out instructions and encouragement that are diametrically opposed to the position your child plays.
Thus far, I have managed not to blurt out (most) of these thoughts in my outside voice. Because, on some level, I do comprehend that Coach and Other Coach are just two dads, and Center and Power Forward are fourth-graders. Nevertheless: S-T-R-U-G-G-L-E.
Aiding me in The Struggle: Little Kid has mad skills at point guard.
If you are not basketball-obsessed: (1) Good for you. You probably are a whole lot saner than I am. (2) Point guards are referred to as "the one" - hence the title above.
Point guards are also known as "dribblers" or "play-makers." Check and check: Home Skillet's an excellent dribbler (none of this crazy "let's see how high I can bounce the ball and, whoops, I just let that guy get the ball away from me" stuff that makes me near-homicidal; you can spot the steal coming a mile away), and he definitely understands how to set a pick. He's also, for the most part, a great passer (a few wild passes here and there, but most of the misses are not on him).
Good on defense? Check.
Bossy? Check. (Another nickname for the point: "coach on the floor.")
Crazy-determined: Definitely check.
Of course, the main reason that he was picked for the point is that he's short, which leaves me to wonder: is it fortunate that he's short, because it set him up to play the position that he was pretty much born to play? Or is being short what drives an up-and-coming player to be a little faster, a little more agile, and a little more of a student of the game? If so, then being the little brother by five years is gravy. Little Kid's been running a D since he was old enough to defend himself. And - as evidenced by his brother-envying swimming rage-quit - he's more than an average level of competitive.
So maybe this basketball break may turn out to be more than just a break. If so, I am looking forward to watching my little One progress. I just need to learn to watch him with laser-like focus, and tune out the rest of the mess.
Pray for me.