Courtesy of the six year-old:
(While watching “Horton Hears a Who” with his mother in the master bedroom.)
“Uh-oh. MASS chaos going on inside your pillow, Mom.”
Really?
“Yeah, I can hear it.”
Just like Horton?
“Yup. You have Whos. AND – WHAT’S THAT? – I HEAR GUNFIRE.”
*****
“Mom, push my hair back from my face. See? I LOOK LIKE I’M BALD.”
*****
(After pushing his older brother off of his feet, resulting in much wailing and gnashing from older brother.)
“It’s alright, Mom. He’s faking. IT WAS A PRATFALL.”
*****
And courtesy of the eleven year-old:
(Uttered at oh-dark-thirty on January 2nd, waking his mother from a dead sleep.)
“I LOST MY TOOTH!”
(No, “Mom, Mom, MOM,” accompanied by poking and prodding. Just bellowing.)
What?
“I BIT INTO SOME CAPTAIN CRUNCH, AND MY TOOTH CAME OUT IN A BALL OF CEREAL.”
Oh. Cool.
“It was blue.”
The tooth, or the ball of cereal?
“Well, the ball of cereal, initially. But – oh, hey – now the tooth has some blue on it, too. Heh, heh - Bluetooth.”
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