So apparently Anthony Bourdain posted on another celebrity chef's blog, proposing theoretical "Iron Chef" match-ups between Food Network personalities (and skewering them - food pun intended - in the process).
I cannot find that post, and I am wondering if it was taken down. But I plan to keep looking, with the zest and zeal of a cryptozoologist hunting for chupacabra.
In the meantime, I am enjoying a Denver Westword blog post by Saul Hudson titled "Ten Celebrity Chefs and the Foods That Should Be Thrown at Them." Inspired by the Bourdain posts, it incorporates suggestions such as:
"Guy Fieri and a 15-inch Mexican spaghetti hoagie."
"Rachel Ray and a Christmas-sized Hillshire Farm summer sausage. For nothing else than the mark it would leave. I would spend hours practicing my form."
"Sandra Lee and a can of Spaghetti O's."
"Rocco DiSpirito and a plate of Mario Batali's 'mint love letters with spicy lamb sausage.' Just so he knows what Italian food is supposed to taste like."
Access the complete post at the link below: