Personal Statement

Personal Statement

Thursday, April 5, 2012

More Stuff My Seven Year-Old Says - Or How My Husband Almost Drove Off of a Bridge

Halfway across the Hulen Street bridge (which, as Fort Worth residents know, is currently two-lane), PJ announces that one of his friends is "s***ting on this girl."


He repeated himself.

The third time, he enunciated.

"He is CHEATING on her, Dad."


 I am informed that I am very lucky that they made it across the bridge alive, because it took every ounce of Spouse's concentration not to drive off of the bridge, or veer into oncoming traffic.

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