(Listening to LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem"): "I love this song. We listen to it in Gym. I do the dancing, and Caden handles all of the shuffling."
(Typed into the YouTube search window on my smart phone): "All the videos for Mawoon 5's Mooves Lyke Jager." Great taste in music, kid. Spelling, now that needs a little work.
(Driving to his friend's birthday party; uttered at the midpoint of a long monologue about everything and nothing): "I don't remember my one year-old childhood, or my two year-old childhood, or my three year-old childhood - and I regret that."