Personal Statement

Personal Statement

Saturday, October 29, 2011

World Series Postscript

Conversation between me and one of the valets in my parking garage:

Me:  You watching Game 7 tonight?

Valet:  Nah.  Too stressful.  I was so upset after Game 6 that I had to go to a strip club.

Me:  And that helped?

Valet:  Little bit.

Huh.  So that's what we did wrong, North Texas.  Friday would have gone much smoother for the lot of us if we had agreed to meet up at the strip club.

By the way, my husband has endorsed this plan for the next time that the Rangers find themselves in a pennant race.  Or, you know, for any other time.

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