Okay, really wish that I'd seen this prior to the 28th of October:
It's like the superhero version of the tuxedo t-shirt: I want to smite evildoers, but I'm also here to party.
Oh, well. Next year.
The following have been added to my Christmas list:
Wouldn't I look cute wearing this in my new kitchen? When I'm actually allowed to move back home?
I would pair the apron with these bad boys:
Yup. BATMAN KNEE SOCKS. WITH ATTACHED CAPES.
It doesn't get any cooler than that, peeps.