Monday, October 24, 2011
Kid Stuff: Prank'd
Seems like Ashton Kutcher has his hands full these days - perhaps on multiple fronts.
Fortunately, my six-year-old* is ready to step into the breach.
(* Soon to be seven, thank you very much - he gets mad if I don't acknowledge that his personal odometer is about to flip.)
Apparently, Little Bro handed Big Bro a note this morning while Big Bro was - um - indisposed. The note was written on all four sides of a piece of notebook paper that had been folded into a little booklet, but one that opened top-to-bottom, not right-to-left - imagine, if you will, a tiny replica of a steno notebook. On the "front cover" were the following words:
When you are finished pooping, flip me over.
You have been prnkd [pranked]. Signed, PJ
(Note: I don't know for sure if Big Bro actually finished pooping before "flipping over." He's a law-and-order type of guy, so he probably waited.)
On the inside pages:
I really love prnkng you.
Oh and I love you too.
Clearly, we need to work on our pranking skills - and our spelling. But isn't that kind of sweet? In a kind of creepy, only-a-little-bit-gross way?