1. I'm not ordering it.
2. Therefore, it isn't coming in a box like this. (Although, come on, people. Coolest pizza box EVER.)
3. It isn't going to look like this. Because pizza is our friend. It shouldn't scare the bejeepers out of us.
So, by now, you totally have my selection figured out, right? Oh, what's that? Still in the dark ([k]night)?
[Evil Joker laugh.]
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